Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Season's Greetings from the NBA

Merry third day of Kwanzaa solicitors of sports knowledge! Every year, the holiday season brings in oodles of sports action as the NBA and NHL seasons hit their stride, the NFL playoff picture begins to unfold, and college football teams battle for bowl glory. This year’s holiday break was especially significant, as having Christmas day on a Sunday relegated the bulk of NFL action to Saturday. This left us with a handful of marquee NBA matchups to at last kick off the lockout shortened season on Santa’s birthday (just assuming).
Sunday was a merry masterpiece for the NBA, featuring close and thrilling games, a handful of the select regular season matchups that actually matter, and of course, ridiculous fashion statements by NBA players to showcase their holiday spirit.

NBA fans have grown well accustomed to Chrstmas-themed red and green shoe-sock combinations over the years. But 2011 brought a number of new interesting installments in the holiday shoe department, most notably Brandon Jennings’ Rudolph themed shoes, which feature synthetic animal hide and a red nose tip, and Kobe’s purple and green Grinch themed sneakers, which in truth would have fit a lot better on the real Grinch who stole  the competitive balance of the league, LeBron.

Wait, scratch that. this year Kris Humphries was voted the most deserving Grinch. I really resent Kardashian hype overpowering LeBron hate.

Speaking of hype, this season already has as much as any ever before, despite an embarrassing lockout and the lack of competitive balance that is still present in the league. Basketball hasn’t been this alive in LA at least since the Kobe-Shaq days. All across the league, this year is shaping up to be just about as epic as partial seasons get.

There are several star studded teams this year that all have legitimate shots at a championship, and the playoffs are going to be must see TV once all these super teams are summoned to clash it out in seven game series. After these elite teams with stacked rosters, there’s a smaller handful of teams pushing to get into the elite class, who are just a hot streak or a key player acquisition away from chipping into the top tier. Then there’s 40 miles of sulphur fields, an abandoned factory filled with rejected ’06 NBA balls, David Stern’s reputability, and at the bottom of the shit ladder, the rest of the NBA.

What I do here at Sports Matters That Matter is separate the teams that matter and the teams that don’t matter. So I'll divide this Early Season Preview and Review into sections for the teams that matter, the teams that almost matter, and the teams that in the big picture don't matter.

                            Teams That Matter


 Here are the super teams that have a shot at catching a Maverick-esque momentum in the playoffs and winning a championship, in order of how secure their position in this paradigm is: The Miami Heat, Oklahoma City Thunder, Chicago Bulls, Los Angeles Clippers, Los Angeles Lakers, San Antonio Spurs, Boston Celtics, and the Dallas Mavericks.

This is likely the longest this list will be all year. As the season opens up, at least one of these teams will be proven to be too old, too inexperienced, or too mediocre to hang with the big three in Miami, who at this point are setting the standard for the rest of the NBA. For a team to matter, it must have some angle from which they could conceivably play the Heat to a tossup in a 7-game series.

Last year's trend of the NBA becoming a point guard’s league is likely to continue and expand this year. Dallas won a championship last year often using a two point-guard back court with a smaller floor general like JJ Barea and a bigger 1 guard like Jason Kidd splitting the duties of running the offense. After this model’s championship success in Dallas, this year features a handful other teams that have adopted that system into their in-game lineups, most notably the Clippers with Chris Paul and Chauncey Billups, and the Denver Nuggets with Ty Lawson and Andre Miller. It makes sense that this kind of lineup would work, especially with the surplus of talent in the league at the point guard position today. Factor in the aforementioned impressive play of new faces like Ricky Rubio and Kemba Walker, as well as Kyrie Irving, John Wall, and of course the still only 23-year old MVP Derrick Rose, and point guards are clearly here in the league to stay.

Having talent at point guard was a huge factor for these selections of teams that mattered. The weakest on the list at the point by far is the Lakers, and that is why they fall behind the team with perhaps the best point guard in the NBA, their rivals in earnest, the Clippers. But more on that later, I'll start with the two players that carry the teams at the top of the list.


It’s a two man race for MVP between LeBron James and Kevin Durant. LeBron looked as freakishly dominant as ever, dropping 37 points with 10 rebounds, 6 assists, 2 steals and 2 blocks against the defending champion Mavs. They may not win 70 games, as some TV announcers and numerous sports writers have boldly predicted, (especially bold considering it’s a 66 game season…), but the Heat are the definite front runners to win it all at this point.

The freshly focused, me-against-the-world LeBron James is truly a force to be reckoned with. Most importantly, LeBron stopped trying to play like a diminutive point guard, as he seems to have come to the realization that he can physically dominate just about any human being in the history of the planet in the midrange game and the paint. He didn’t attempt a single three in the game, and the Heat acted like they now have frighteningly found out that it’s a waste to have the two best drivers in the NBA hovering around the perimeter on offense.

Kevin Durant on the other hand looks equally impressive, scoring 33 and 30 points in his two games. He should win his third straight scoring crown this year, and the Thunder look like major contenders in the West once again. In my eyes however, they aren’t the most talented team in the Western conference at this point. In my eyes, that team is the Clippers.

Which brings me to my next conclusion, which is that the Clippers are clearly the best team in Los Angeles now.

Their game against the Warriors was closer than the score would indicate, as the game was closely contested until the last few minutes. But Chris Paul looked unstoppable in crunch time, and paired with Chauncey Billups, the Clippers have the best back court in the NBA when it comes to hitting clutch, momentum-killing shots down the stretch. Add in Mo Williams as a guard to come in the second half with fresh legs, as well as Randy Foye and Eric Bledsoe once he’s healthy, and I like the Clippers back court as much as any in the league, easily.

DeAndre Jordan had a Dwight Howard-esque performance with 8 blocks and 8 missed free throws, on 12 attempts. He really seems to me like a just slightly downgraded version of Superman in terms of athleticism and explosiveness.

Blake Griffin remains an elite post presence, and he’s a hardworking player who has evidently worked a lot on his shot this offseason. I expect him to shoot over 70% free throws this year, and his confidence to shoot the midrange shot immediately will only grow as the season goes on.

All in all, the Clippers look like a team that is built to win a championship right now. They had by far the best offseason of any team, and people don’t always realize that they have 5 players on their roster who have been NBA All-Stars as recently as 2008 (Caron Butler, Mo Williams, Chauncey Billups, Blake Griffin, Chris Paul), and on a talent level they match up almost even with the Miami Heat. They may not be the team of Los Angeles now, or even in the immediate future, but they’re the one with the much better chance of winning in the playoffs.

If you’re a Lakers fan though, there’s absolutely no reason to throw in the towel or fret just yet. The Bulls loss was a ridiculous choke that was made possible by the fluke of going 0-5 on free throws in the final minutes, as well as a few inexplicable Ron Artest plays, the worst of which was  a pass to a double teamed and cornered Kobe near half court that forced Kobe to throw a bad pass that was intercepted for his 8th and most costly turnover of the game.

Yesterday’s loss to the Kings quite frankly didn’t matter, and was just evidence of the fact that the Lakers aren’t contenders without Andrew Bynum’s inside presence. Without Bynum, all the Lakers’ flaws are put under a magnifying glass—suddenly it becomes apparent that Pau Gasol isn’t willing to take control of the post for himself, that Kobe can’t be the guy who dominates the ball and makes plays every time down the court at this point in his career, that Lamar Odom’s loss is fatal, that Derek Fisher is vastly outplayed by every point guard he faces, and that  Ron Artest is usually a bumbling idiot who never in his career was a dependable one-on-one or 3-point threat, and certainly isn’t now.

The reason there’s still hope for this current Lakers roster though is that they have a new coach, a new system, and a new collection of talent, and some adjustment period is to be expected. Having the twin towers of Bynum and Gasol will cover up many of the Lakers’ faults, as well as give the team more opportunities to utilize their new 3-point ability.

Steve Blake is showing a refined shooting stroke with more arc that has paid off thus far. He was 8-10 from behind the arc in the preseason, and I expect him to take over as the Lakers starting point guard by the end of the season. He never fully grasped the triangle offense, and with a newfound shooting stroke and more familiar offensive design, he’s the best point guard the Lakers have.

Josh McRoberts and to a lesser extent Devin Ebanks can be young playmakers who can certainly contribute on this team. McRoberts especially is the type of athletic, hustling young inside player with length that they need to back up Gasol and Bynum. Here is Mike Brown describing his virtues for the team.

It’s going to be hard for a defensive-minded coach like Mike Brown to find room for our SoCal homegrown Jason Kapono in his lineup,but if he can find a way to utilize him, he could help spread the floor with Bynum and Gasol controlling the middle, and if Kapono can do one thing, it’s hit open shots from outside. Here's proof.

Troy Murphy also adds a unique element to the team as a versatile big man who can rebound and hit threes off the bench. The Lakers can’t rely on penetration from any perimeter players, but once Mike Brown instills a defensive midset and an inside-outside offensive game plan, this team will be as capable of winning it all as any in the league, even if it lacks the explosive playmakers of other teams.
                    
                        Teams that Almost Matter

Then there’s a couple teams with a shot of bursting into this top tier, again in order. The New York Knicks, Orlando Magic, and just barely the Atlanta Hawks, Denver Nuggets, Memphis Grizzlies, and Portland Trailblazers.

All these teams are capable of knocking off one of the top tiered teams in a playoff series if the ball bounces the right way for them. Sorry Knicks fans, but Carmelo single handedly beating a Celtics team without Paul Pierce does not gain you entry into the elite class. I don't have much to say about any of these teams yet.

These teams are capable of competing with the Heat eventually and burst into the realm of fully mattering. But they'd need some unexpected boost, whether by trade, a key free agent acquisition, or some player stepping up extraordinarily.

                          Teams That Do Not Matter

Then, there’s the rest of the teams, who often feature young exciting players that certainly matter, but who fail to leave any impression on the sports world otherwise.The David Sternland Hornets, Philadelphia 76ers, Houston Rockets, Golden State Warriors Phoenix Suns, Indiana Pacers, Milwaukee Bucks, Charlotte Bobcats, Utah Jazz, Minnesota Timberwolves, Washington Wizards, New Jersey Nets, Detroit Pistons, Toronto Raptors, Sacramento Kings, and finally the Cleveland Cavaliers.

These are a few of the guys on these teams that caught my eye in the first few games:

Ricky Rubio—as LeBron James tweeted, “Rubio can pass that rock!” Just two games into his career, the Spanish sensation has already provided a handful of uniquely remarkable plays that are rare to see in today’s NBA. He makes the bounce pass beautiful, and I’m excited to see him develop. There’s a lot more Steve Nash in this kid than there is Adam Morrison, and he is a fresh face with a unique play style based on dazzle and making his teammates better. Plus, he’s got a supporting cast that can make plays with fellow first year player Derrick Williams, as well as Michael Beasley and of course Kevin Love. Rubio’s already getting the crunch time minutes on the Wolves, and he’s just 21. The TWolves might be able to sneak into the playoffs as early as this year on their talented players' young legs in a condensed season.

Paul George—Another 21 year old already making splashes, the man with two first names efficiently filled the stat line with 12 points, 7 rebounds, two 3s, a block, and a steal in his first action this year. What most caught my eye is that he looked bigger than he did last year—and he is. The ex-Fresno State star, who mostly plays shooting guard, grew two inches in the offseason from an already lengthy 6’8 to 6’10. A well-rounded player who can play defense, shoot, rebound, and do all the small things, George is in elite company with Kevin Durant now as the only other extremely versatile 6’10 guard/forward without Durant’s uncanny scoring instincts. He also shares a quick, and effortlessly smooth stroke like Durant's from the perimeter. He’s the second best player out of the 2010 draft class next to John Wall, and he has all the chances to continue to improve.

Kemba Walker—you know you’re having an impressive debut when you manage to get Michael Jordan to get off his seat like he did after this impressive and-1 score. The national champion from UConn scored 13 points, including 7-7 on free throws, in his NBA debut. Allen Iverson comparisons may not be too farfetched, and Kemba’s already pushing D.J. Augustin for the starting PG spot in Charlotte and bringing some flair to the flailing franchise. I fully expect him to score 25-30 points when he plays against the Lakers current roster.

I'll stop here, and really, the only thing stopping me from dissecting every player’s performance and jumping to conclusions is the fact that it’s an 82 66 game season, and at this point what happens in regular season games means just about nothing.

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Floyd Mayweather Sentenced to 90 Days in Prison

It was announced today that boxer and self-proclaimed "supermegastar" Floyd Mayweather will be peacing out to prison for 90 days following domestic violence charges after a September 2010 incident in which Mayweather hit his ex-girlfriend and threatened his children. Here's the story.


In addition to jail time, which could be reduced if Floyd exhibits good behavior behind bars, Money May was sentenced to 100 hours of community service, which his lawyer argued should be directed toward children. Presumably, Floyd will be able to spread his inspiring story of devouring gratuitous amounts of candy, fast food, and soda (seriously, this diet is wild), and fighting people to benefit the lives of countless children in need. We already know the guy whose favorite movie is The Notebook is great around children, after he beat his wife in front of his 9 and 10-year old kids, took their cell phones, and made death threats that prompted one son old to run away from the house and jump over the gate to seek help. 


Back to the subject of Mayweather's diet, how will he make it in jail without his personal chef to make him 5 AM hot dogs? How will he manage to smuggle Butterfingers into his cell? And how can the man who is already one of the greatest athletes in boxing history get in even better shape now that junk food is out of his diet and he'll have nothing to do but work out all day?


Also, how rough could jail really be for Mayweather? Of all the athletes in the world though, Floyd probably has the least to worry about dropping soap in a jail shower. Besides, shouldn't they have liquid soap by now? Someone has to figure out that simple solution to prison rape eventually, right?


The real reason this story should matter to sports fans though is that Floyd's impending incarceration undeniably damages a sport that has been steadily losing interest with the rapid growth of MMA and other fighting sports. As Mayweather said himself with exquisite illeism, "Floyd Mayweather is the face of boxing. All roads lead to Floyd Mayweather."


He's right too. Floyd Mayweather is without a doubt the most important, psychotic, and unfalteringly interesting boxer of our generation. For years, boxing fans have been starving for a Pacquiao-Mayweather mega-fight that continues to be pushed aside due to tough drug testing demands, ego-fueled disagreements over profit distribution and a stunning unreasonableness.


According to the prosecutor who sentenced Floyd, Mayweather has made his living not just out of dodging punches, but dodging punishments as well. “He just continually gets himself into trouble and he is able to get himself out of it as well,” she said. “Essentially it is because he is who he is and is able to get away with everything.” Floyd won't be able to save his legacy if he doesn't fight Pacquiao, however, and it would be the costliest trouble he's caused for himself yet if he doesn't take the opportunity to take on the other best fighter in the world.


This fight would reportedly rake in $200 million, $60 million for each fighter, so why the hell doesn't it happen? Mayweather's sentence is  just the latest hurdle in what has been an absurd lack of proactivity that is crippling not just his legacy, but the entire sport of boxing. Hopefully, Floyd takes some of this time off to reflect on the fact that his ego is in many ways destroying a national pasttime that once was considered right behind baseball as a staple of American athletics. I know Floyd Mayweather isn't the smartest guy around, but he has to figure this one out and realize that no Pacquiao fight would do damage to everyone in the boxing world.


Floyd's next move? Supposedly his super squad of lawyers are appealing the "unusual" sentence, presumably with an insanity plea that would be hard for the legal system to deny.

Monday, December 19, 2011

Plays That Mattered in the NFL: Week 15


For the last few weeks of the NFL season, I’ll be providing Monday night posts with links to the plays you should check out and some quick analysis to recap what mattered each week around the league. NFL.com is a great resource that has every play and game highlights available to stream free instantly.


Week 15 was the most bizarre and unpredictable week yet in what has already been a historically unpredictable and bizarre season. It’s always been risky business trying to make NFL predictions, especially on a weekly basis, but this year it’s been practically impossible. Sunday certainly confirmed the notion that nothing in any matchup is certain as the 0-13 Colts defeated a Titans team battling to make the playoffs, the lowly Redskins shut down Eli Manning and the Giants, and, of course, the Chiefs' shocking assault on the 13-0 Packers right after firing their head coach, Todd Haley. Here are some of the plays that made today into one of the strangest this week one of the strangest in NFL history:


Donald Brown made this clutch run to seal the Colts’ upset victory, showcasing vision, power, and breakaway speed that he hasn’t shown at any other point in his disappointing career. Good for the Colts.


One of several unforgiveable mistakes by the Giants that will surely have the New York media ranting and raving. Nicks provided a somewhat valid excuse that the ball hard to spot in the in the sun, that thing is right in the friggin' bread basket. The Giants didn't score a touchdown until there were 33 seconds left in the game.



This was one of Hali’s three sacks on the day, and a play that pretty much epitomized a game where the Chiefs hustled, played hard, and snuck up from behind the Packers to shock them with a big hit.

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Tebow’s run to cap off the game’s opening drive marked the high point of the night for the Broncos. They went on to lose to Brady’s Patriots 41-23, but I was pretty impressed with the Broncos’ performance. Their offense showed they can score points outside the 4th quarter, and if it weren’t for three costly turnovers, this game could have been in Tebow range at the end for another Hail Mary victory.


As for the Bears, the  post-Cutler Hanie-over continues. This guy has a career 3-10 TD-Int ratio and 41.7 QB rating, and it’s unlikely he gets any other shot to improve those numbers for the rest of his career after his recent performance. Having lost their starting quarterback and running back already to injury, Chicago was dealt another blow after it lost its best WR, Johnny Knox, on this hard-to-watch hit.


Johnny, welcome to the school of hard Knox. I doubt you could even pay Johnny Knoxville to go through that pain for Jackass 4 (okay, maybe you could), and I’m sure he’d rather snort wasabi every day than ever have his spine cracked like that. All puns aside though, I hope Johnny Knox is okay, and it was good to hear today that he underwent successful surgery today to stabilize the vertebra on his lower to mid back. He’s obviously out for the year, but he should be ready for the start of next regular season.


Speaking of big hits, this was a week that did not feature the most notorious perpetrator, the Steelers’ James Harrison, who was serving a one game suspension for his hit on Colt McCoy last week. Harrison still made his presence felt on his twitter account however, which is a kick and worth checking out.



I always appreciate a good double negative, and they don’t get no better than in this tweet during a blackout that delayed the 49ers and Steelers Monday night game: “If I can’t play, then can’t nobody play… Lights out.” Harrison was active on Twitter throughout his personal bye week, mostly just fastidiously critiquing and complaining about other hits that he thought were illegal across the NFL, and talking about how much he lifts, in case you couldn’t tell the man with "Silverback" as a nickname was strong.

This guy is a joke if he thinks he doesn't deserve a suspension. He's met with the commissioner about the hits, and he's publicly called Goodell a "devil" and a "crook,"so he should assume he's not on the commissioner's good side. He drew $120,000 in fines last year for dirty hits. And anyone who thinks his hits aren't dirty is crazy. Here's visual evidence.

That's right, Harrison's a total jerk. One of those hits was even on a college teammate, Joshua Cribbs, whose body immediately started to go limp. The dude is a supervillain practically. He's actively trying to inflict damage on people, and he needs to be punished just so he stays somewhat in line.


After almost manage to get sacked by his own player, Tony Romo almost managed to throw an interception, but Miles Austin got in the way and wrestled the ball away for a touchdown. This play was remarkably similar to one of Austin’s TDs earlier this year where he wrestled the ball away from Antonio Cromartie.


Apparently, someone on the Cowboys called ‘first’ on that play, because was a jump ball if I’ve ever seen one. That’s actually one of the very rare situations where the NFL’s only rule that explicitly favors the offense comes into play—if a ball is possessed by two players throughout the motion of the catch, the tie goes to the offense. James Harrison festers rage over this rule.




Shady McCoy has done that Marcus Allen move countless times this season to fool defenses, but what impressed me is that DeSean Jackson actually made an attempt to help his teammates by throwing a half-committed downfield block.



Now that’s the Reggie Bush I remember, effortlessly breaking loose big plays, and capping off his touchdowns with flavor. He didn’t do his signature front flip, but he sure made me wish I could run so fast that I'd have to slide for 20 yards to  come to a stop. The most impressive player on that run might actually be Brandon Marshall, who showed uncharacteristic hustle down the field to join in the celebration. He had a remarkably quick reaction time to follow the cue to slide alongside his teammate, thereby causing a 15-yard excessive celebration penalty.


And finally, a shout out to a player not getting nearly enough notice.


No truly outstanding play here, but a dominant game for a fantastic player having a historic season. There was fairly decent coverage on all those throws, but Drew Brees used his superhuman accuracy to throw his receivers open. Aaron Rodgers has been getting more attention, but Brees’ season has been equally magnificent. There’s little doubt he’ll break Dan Marino’s passing yards record, and if he can add a Super Bowl to this season, it’ll have to go down as arguably the best year ever by a quarterback. This was the week where Brees showed that he might even have an edge on Rodgers and Brady in terms of executing an offense to perfection.

Thursday, December 15, 2011

Sam Hurd is The Hurdest Fool


Today, I heard one of the craziest, most amazing, logic-defying, made-for-the-movies stories I've heard from the NFL in years. And, no, it did not involve Tim Tebow. Wide receiver Sam Hurd, who played most of his career for the Dallas Cowboys and this season was a member of the Chicago Bears, was arrested last night by an undercover agent, and is now in federal custody for allegedly being one of the heads of a major drug dealing network. Here's the article from the Washington Post.

Wow. 

That's right, Hurd was attempting to purchase 1000 pounds of marijuana and 10 kg of cocaine to sell PER WEEK. Now I'm no drug dealing expert, but according to some quick Googling research, coke usually is sold for about $100 a gram, and weed for about $300 an ounce. Hurd reportedly was looking to buy the marijuana at $450 a pound and the cocaine at $25,000 a kilogram. That means profits for his drug dealing business would have been somewhere around $5,100,000 PER WEEK!

In contrast, Hurd's contract that he signed with the Bears this past offseason was a 3-year deal worth about $5,150,000. Now, to be fair, these drug dealing profits are exaggerated because they are based on what the undercover agent was offering to Hurd. But Hurd still claimed to be selling 4 kilograms of coke per week and was looking to expand his drug dealing business. This has to be one of the more interesting side-jobs among NFL players.

You'd have to assume that now that he's been busted, the playing career of the NFL's Diego Montoya is finished. However, this news makes what was a statistically unremarkable career quite impressive indeed. Primarily a special teams player, Hurd caught 53 passes for 739 yards and 2 TDs in his 6-year career as a wide receiver—pretty unimpressive stats for a wide receiver, even for a single season. Now put into a new light though, these statistics are nothing short of remarkable for a guy who was a large-scale drug dealer and probable user who was frequently surrounded by obscene amounts of weed and cocaine.

There are still a ton of unanswered questions remaining, however. Why does an NFL player who is making millions of dollars per year resort to dealing drugs for money in the first place? Or, for that matter, why does a drug dealer making millions of dollars PER MONTH resort to playing football for money? Is being an average-mediocre NFL wide receiver now the ultimate cover-up for running a drug ring? Cincinatti Bengal wide receiver Jerome Simpson seemed to think so as well, as he was busted for following a similar plan earlier this season but he was getting a measly by comparison 2.5 pounds of marijuana shipped to his house, not looking to deal 1,000 a week!

Also, with multiple drug busts coming out of the NFL in just a few months, how widespread has recreational drug use and drug dealing become among NFL players? Has football gone from Joe Montana's league to Tony Montana's league? Hurd and Simpson are accused of spreading drugs among teammates and other NFL players, so one also has to wonder how Hurd, Simpson, and presumably others have affected the careers of their NFL peers. How great could Roy Williams have been if he hadn’t had Sam Hurd’s teammate the last four seasons? You’re not trying to tell me it’s sheer coincidence that he and Hurd switched from Dallas to Chicago together this past offseason.

Hurd’s Wikipedia page mentions that Terrell Owens was his mentor when they were teammates on Dallas. What does that mean? It wouldn’t appear based on the stats that TO taught Hurd much in terms of how to have success on the football field, so what did he teach him? If anything is apparent from this absurd story, it’s that you’re looking for trouble if Terrell Owens is your mentor. Was TO Jerome Simpson’s “mentor” as well when he was his teammate on Cincinatti last year? And good grief, how many other young wide receivers in the NFL has TO “mentored”?!

Most of all though, this story is a startling reminder of the widespread legal troubles into which NFL players, particularly wide receivers, seem intrinsically inclined to put themselves. Teams cannot remain so clueless about what their players do off the field, especially with this new flock of receivers who model themselves on the trash-talking, immature, pseudo-gangster personality that became synonymous with the position since Michael Irvin created the prototype in the 1990s. Sam Hurd’s arrest is only the latest in the twisted evolution of this paradigm as it became more and more deformed over the years through the wild antics of modern day stars like Terrell Owens, Randy Moss, Chad Ochocinco, and countless others. Now, it appears it has made the precarious transformation from pseudo-gangster to true gangster. The NFL clearly can’t keep pushing the brewing chaos of wide receivers’ personal lives under the rug any longer, and unless it wants to see its image hurt by a callow crew of wild wideouts, it needs to take serious measures to stop the madness before it gets more out of hand.